Jasminne Goodwin 7/10/26 Jasminne Goodwin 7/10/26

The Universal Shrug of the Car Door Dent

You protect the new car like a newborn, park miles away from everyone and carefully assess every neighbouring door. Then one day, there it is. The dent. And somewhere out there is a person who heard the donk and simply went grocery shopping.

Jasminne Goodwin 1/10/26 Jasminne Goodwin 1/10/26

Thanks for the Cord, But Where’s the Plug?

Apparently we all own enough charging plugs already. I would love someone to tell my house, because I have 37 cords, a sacred drawer of obsolete technology and somehow never the plug I actually need.

Jasminne Goodwin 25/9/26 Jasminne Goodwin 25/9/26

Professionalism Is Mostly Just Hoping Your Skirt Is Where You Left It

I thought I looked very corporate walking through Sydney Airport in my little black dress and new work backpack. Unfortunately, the backpack had other plans. A story about professionalism, wardrobe betrayal and why the universe always keeps receipts.

Jasminne Goodwin 19/9/26 Jasminne Goodwin 19/9/26

The Priority Seat: A Social Minefield

I got on the train planning to answer emails. Instead, I found myself completing an unsupervised ethics assessment involving age, etiquette, seat ownership and the possibility of accidental public flashing. Welcome to the priority seat.

Jasminne Goodwin 16/9/26 Jasminne Goodwin 16/9/26

Have We Forgotten How to Introduce Ourselves?

When did we stop introducing ourselves? We share our bodies, money and trust with people whose names we don't even know. I'm campaigning for the return of the six-second introduction; particularly before anyone tells me to take my pants off.