The Universal Shrug of the Car Door Dent
You protect the new car like a newborn, park miles away from everyone and carefully assess every neighbouring door. Then one day, there it is. The dent. And somewhere out there is a person who heard the donk and simply went grocery shopping.
The Priority Seat: A Social Minefield
I got on the train planning to answer emails. Instead, I found myself completing an unsupervised ethics assessment involving age, etiquette, seat ownership and the possibility of accidental public flashing. Welcome to the priority seat.